Bash Style Google

This is what happens when a coder is sick for three days, and is tired of coding everything else. He reads a thread on a forum, and notices that there was a Mac OSX style Google. That gives him the idea, why not a Bash style Google? With nothing better to do at 7 AM in the morning, and his eyes red of sickness, he pulls open VIM, Firefox, and SSH's into his server. And look what happened...
http://www.elvenrealms.net/ace/weeklyscrip.../googlebash.php

(Looks best in Mozilla/Firefox/Netscape)

And of course, the source:

Code:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">

<HTML>
<HEAD>
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; CHARSET=us-ascii">
<TITLE>
  Ace's Bash Google Search
</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="black">

<?php
  $getSearch = $_POST['search'];

  if ($getSearch != "")
   {
   $searchLen = strlen($getSearch);
   $getSearch = str_replace("-l ", "", $getSearch);

   if ($searchLen == strlen($getSearch))
   {
   $searchString = "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=$getSearch&btnG=Search";
   }

   if ($searchLen != strlen($getSearch))
   {
   $searchString = "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=$getSearch&btnI=I%27m+Feeling+Lucky";
   }

   echo "<script LANGUAGE=\"JavaScript\" TYPE=\"text/javascript\">\n";
   echo " document.location = \"$searchString\";\n";
   echo "</SCRIPT>\n";
   exit;
   }
?>

<IMG SRC="tux.png" ALT="tux">
<BR>

<DIV ID="mount">
  <FONT COLOR="silver">
  <TT><B>
   Mounting Browser
  </B></TT>
  </FONT>
</DIV>

<DIV ID="browser" STYLE="visibility: hidden;">
  <FONT COLOR="silver">
  <TT><B>
   <script LANGUAGE="JavaScript" TYPE="text/javascript">
   document.write(navigator.userAgent);
   </SCRIPT>
  </B></TT>
  </FONT>
</DIV>

<DIV ID="dhcp" STYLE="visibility: hidden;">
  <FONT COLOR="silver">
  <TT><B>
   <?php
   echo "Broadcasting DHCP Discover " . $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
   ?>
  </B></TT>
  </FONT>
</DIV>

<DIV ID="loadbash" STYLE="visibility: hidden;">
  <FONT COLOR="silver">
  <TT><B>
   Loading Google Bash
  </B></TT>
  </FONT>
</DIV>

<DIV ID="blackloadbox" STYLE="height: 10px; width: 150px; background-color: black; border: thin solid Silver; visibility: hidden;">
  <DIV ID="greenloadbox" STYLE="height: 10px; width: 0px; background-color: lime;">
  </DIV>
</DIV>

<P>

<DIV ID="inputbash" STYLE="visibility: hidden;">
  <FORM NAME="searchgoogle" METHOD="post" ACTION="">
   <FONT COLOR="silver">
   <TT><B>
   "-l search query" For I'm Feeling Lucky

   <BR>

   bash-2.05$
   <INPUT TYPE="text" NAME="search" STYLE="color: Silver; font-family: Courier; height: 20px; background-color: black; border: none;">
   <INPUT TYPE="submit" VALUE="Search" STYLE="visibility: hidden;">
   </B></TT>
   </FONT>
  </FORM>
</DIV>

<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript" TYPE="text/javascript">
  var loadWidth = 0;
  var timerFlag = 0;

  function ShowBrowser()
   {
   timeout = setTimeout("ShowBrowser()", 100);
   timerFlag++;

   if (timerFlag == 10)
   {
   timerFlag = 0;
   clearTimeout(timeout);
   document.getElementById('browser').style.visibility = "visible";
   ShowDHCP();
   }
   }

  function ShowDHCP()
   {
   timeout = setTimeout("ShowDHCP()", 100);
   timerFlag++;

   if (timerFlag == 15)
   {
   clearTimeout(timeout);
   document.getElementById('dhcp').style.visibility = "visible";
   document.getElementById('loadbash').style.visibility = "visible";
   document.getElementById('blackloadbox').style.visibility = "visible";
   LoadBash();
   }
   }

  function LoadBash()
   {
   timeout = setTimeout("LoadBash()", 50);
   loadWidth += 5;
   document.getElementById('greenloadbox').style.width = loadWidth;

   if (loadWidth == 150)
   {
   document.getElementById('inputbash').style.visibility = "visible";
   document.searchgoogle.search.focus();
   clearTimeout(timeout);
   }
   }

  ShowBrowser();
</SCRIPT>

</BODY>
</HTML>